Interesting script ideas for Teacher's Day. Scenarios for Teacher's Day

Lights and stage - Blank sheet,
Opened up like the soul of a child.
Why have we gathered together again?
What are we going to talk about and very loudly?

Leading.
By what craving we are united,
That we call everyone in the hall friends,
And what are all hearts full of today?
Like what? We are very lucky with our teachers!

Leading.

Today is teachers' day - elementary, middle, high school.
We congratulate you on behalf of all the children!
Together: Good luck, happiness - be healthy everyone!

Scene “Prisoner of the Caucasus” (Appendix 1)

Poems by first graders ( application 2)

Leading: In aviation it is strictly believed that

How many hours did the pilot fly?

Few people know about the teacher.

How long did he stand at the board!

Leading: How many notebooks did I check at night?

How many plans have I written in my life?

How many times have you believed a person?

And I punished myself for it.

Leading : For wisdom and knowledge,

For your restless patience,

For charm and beauty,

For amazing optimism,

For integrity and exactingness,

For dignity, for faith...

Together : We praise you, teacher!

Leading: Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart

In these sounds that are dear to us!

Everything related to youth, childhood

Together : We owe it to the teachers!

Scene “New Russian grandmothers” (Appendix 3)

Leading: Teacher's Heart...
Well, what can you compare it to?
With the cosmic Galaxy,
Which has no boundaries?
Leading: Or maybe with the bright Sun, which gives people light?
With the depths of the sea, which sleeps for hundreds of years?

Leading: No, we won't compare!

And we will say: “Knock!”
Teacher's Heart -
Hope! Believe! Love!

Number: scene “SES was called”

1C.: Did you call the sanitary and epidemiological station?

2S.: No? Why not? A call was received that there was a terrible epidemic of foot-and-mouth disease in school No. 8. Everyone is required to get vaccinated.

1C.: No, professor, this is not foot-and-mouth disease, look at their faces - obvious Lawrence-Moon-Birde-Bill syndrome.

2S.: Yes, this disease develops in the body of teachers, weakened by lessons, school events, teacher councils, and comprehensive checks. All the symptoms are visible on the face: trembling hands, a confused look, a constant smile on the lips.

1C.: It is urgent to take measures to eliminate this disease.

2S.: IV?

1C.: There is not enough for everyone!

2S.: Syringe?

1C.: We'll get by!

2S.: Potion?

1C.: No, it's no use! This won't help anymore!

The only thing we can do so that everyone leaves work today in health, a bright mind and memory is to clear our heads of bad thoughts.

2S.: Close your eyes. I drive away your bad thoughts: never give more than two marks - these are bad thoughts, do not take tests and dictations, these are also bad thoughts. I ask everyone to raise their hands up, slowly lower your hands to your head and scratch it, and then throw everything that stuck to your hands to the ground - these were your bad thoughts. You are all healed now.

1C.: We wish you health, good students and more vacation days! Happy holiday!

Number : skit “A Lifelong Story” (Appendix 4)

What kind of trials does a hectic life prepare for a teacher! Lack of money, excess of work, joy from the success of students, tears from undeserved resentment, fatigue from the endless bustle and a “second wind” from a kind word spoken at the right time. And today we want to tell you a lot of kind, sincere words of love, respect, gratitude, because most often we forget to do this every day.

Leading : It’s as if everything froze until dawn,

The door doesn't creak, no one screams,

Only the director in his office

He stays at school until midnight.

Leading : Then RONO asks you to write a report,

Then the tax office needs a report.

He will not abandon his teachers

And he knows the guys inside out.

Leading: The floor is given to the school director Iraida Anatolyevna Tanachova. (Speech by the director with congratulations)

Leading: Every year young teachers come to schools. So this year a young teacher, Anastasia Alekseevna Zhuravleva, came to us. We invite you Anastasia Alekseevna to our stage to take an oath:

Zhuravleva A.A.:Young Teacher's Oath

1. Courageously and decisively endure all the joys and hardships of being a teacher.
2. Follow the director’s orders, because the director is always right.
3. Do not erase the grades in the journal until the next page.
4. Teach children kindness and raise worthy citizens of Russia.
5. Do not give more than two bad grades per lesson.
6. Do not enter class if you are in a bad mood.
7. Lend money to colleagues until payday.
8. Do not borrow from colleagues until payday.
9. Do not smoke on school grounds.
10. Take part in all corporate parties together with the team.

Leading: And now the reciprocal oath of the school director:

Director's Oath

1. Support the teacher with words and rubles.
2. Load the teacher with work in accordance with job description.
3. Teach to enter the classroom only with good mood

Number dance with umbrellas (1st grade)

Our teachers are selfless people. I have the impression that they are constantly at school. You come in the morning - the teachers are already there, you leave school - they are still there...

Leading:

But each of them has a family, children. And how do their husbands react to this?!(baby crying)

Number (boys)

Male teachers appear on stage in aprons with ladlefuls.

Song to the melody of the Ukrainian folk song “Pidmanula”

When we walked down the aisle,

You said seller.

And the teacher was:

Pidmanula, pidvela!

Chorus (in chorus):

You fooled me

You drove me

I pushed the kitchen and children away.

I left for classes.

When you come home from school,

So you scrape everything with your hand.

You write, you write until the morning,

Even though it's time to sleep.

Chorus (in chorus):

You fooled me

You drove me

I pushed the kitchen and children away.

I left for the meeting.

My years are disappearing

My whole life is disappearing:

Who got married to the teacher -

That lost man.

Chorus (in chorus):

You fooled me

You drove me

Even though I grind my teeth.

Anyway, I love you

Leading:

Happy holiday

We congratulate you,

Never grieve about anything

And we wish you never to get sick,

Have a happy life, success in everything.

Nomination of teachers (Appendix 5)

Verka Serduchka (Appendix 6)

Leading:

Today is Teacher's Day. There's still a whole month left until the end of the quarter.

I wonder what lies ahead for you, dear teachers?

Leading:

There is an ancient belief among teachers that all predictions made on this day come true! Shall we check?

Leading:

Let's check!

Leading:

And now we offer youholiday lottery to predict your fate. We ask everyone to prepare their ticket!

(music background)

Leading:

Who has No. 1 - Button - You will be given something beautiful from clothes this month

Leading:

№2-Wheel - this month you will win a car if you buy a lottery ticket.

Leading:

№3-Flower - this month you will become even sweeter and more beautiful

Presenters:

№4-Candy - A sweet, sweet life awaits you this month

Leading:

№5-10 kopecks - this month you will be a very moneyed person

Leading:

№6-Bay leaf - Great success awaits you in your work.

Leading:

№7-Geographical map - a trip awaits you this month

Leading:

№8-Pepper - be careful, you may quarrel with your friend.

Leading:

№9-Dummy - this year you will have an addition to your family

Leading:

№10-Heart - You will have a love interest this month

Leading:

№11-Ring - this year you will definitely attend a wedding.

Leading:

№12-Crown - we congratulate you, today you are the queen of our holiday!

(music)

Number: ditties performed by students in grades 2-4 (Appendix 7)

Leading:

Our dear teachers!

On this holiday - Teachers' Day -

Forget all your worries

And look at the world more cheerfully.

Leading:

You are always a source of light for us,

And the guys all, as if by agreement,

They bring you beautiful bouquets.

And for them the shine of your eyes -

Leading:

The best reward for your efforts,

Better than any of the praise.

And they have one desire:

Just to bring you joy.

Number: dramatization of the fairy tale “Teremok”, the main characters of the teacher’s fairy tale (Appendix 8)

Leading: May there be happiness and health,

Let there be enough strength for everything,

And every day of ordinary life

May it only bring you happiness!

Leading: Your experience, knowledge, generosity and participation

They will leave a good mark on our souls!

Teacher's happiness is formed

From our student victories.

Leading: And let the years fly forward,

There is no need to be afraid of age,

May you have many years of experience,

But in your heart there are only 20!

Leading: What a huge heart you need to have, To generously distribute it piece by piece to us day after day, year after year!

Leading : And what a kind, patient and ageless soul should be.

Leading : Yes, school remains a bright, joyful island of childhood for each of us. An adult will never return to it.

Leading : Only teachers on this island have permanent registration. After all, the school is their home, and all the students are their children, helpers, and friends.

Number: Postman Pechkin with telegrams for teachers (Appendix 9)

Leading: Teacher! Faithful companion of childhood,
He is like a mother to us, like an older brother!
And the kindness of a big heart
He warms all the guys!

Leading: We love you when pointer
You lead us across the seas,
When you read fairy tales to us.
Your care, your affection,
We need them all our lives.

Leading: Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,
That they are always patient with us, restless people,
Because you couldn’t live without us (all concert participants leave)
Together : Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much! (in unison)

Appendix No. 1

Scene "Prisoner of the Caucasus".

1st. Bambarbiyakirgudu.

2nd. Our dear teachers!

3rd. Markavaracuse.

2nd. We're here to thank you for your hard work.

1st Mymsyn carats.

Song(Styopa and Vanya )

If I were a sultan.

If I were a sultan, I would go to school

And I became a teacher, I would read books,

But on the other hand, in such cases

So many troubles and worries - oh, God save

We want to wish everyone happiness from the bottom of our hearts

And for new victories, dial strength

A warm greeting to all teachers

Let's just say: there is no one better in this world than you

Chorus: It’s not bad to be a teacher

It is much better to live in peace.

Appendix No. 2

1. Our dear teachers!
We would like to congratulate you today.
Don't be strict with us today,
We are burning with excitement.

2.We, a gang of noisy schoolchildren,
We give you hearts and flowers.
It takes courage to teach us,
The tasks are oh so difficult!

3.You burn with the candle of knowledge,
Bringing us their deep light.
You only want one thing from us:
So that we become wiser in return.

4. You give us all a start in life,
Giving only affection and love,
You give up every bit of yourself
In the name of knowledge again and again.

5. Our dear teachers!
We wish you good health,
And may your souls not be touched,
Frosts of life's winter.

Appendix No. 3

New Russian grandmothers. (8 classes)

1. Hello, dear ones!

2.I was assigned..

1. Spend today…

2. Don't interrupt me! I was assigned...

1. Spend today…

2. Don't interrupt me! I was instructed (look at 1 grandmother) to conduct... (look again).

1.Hold today's concert..

Pause

2.Why are you bothering me?

1. Because you don’t know how to conduct a concert. If, for example, a singer is performing now, how will you announce her?

2. I’ll say that he will speak now...

1.I'll tell you! ..The singer must be announced by singing. (sings.) Now a singer will perform, she will sing for you...

2. Ha ha..! Interesting! And if acrobats perform, how will you announce them? Over your head? Somersault?

1.But you will announce the acrobats.

2. No, I’ll announce everything.

1.Why?

2. Because the concert must be conducted by a savvy and decisive person.

1.You speak as if you are going to lead not a concert, but a ship in a storm. Just think, captain!

2. The captain is a man! And I am a woman!

1.Oh-oh, hold me... Woman... Look at you, sand is falling off you...

2.Look at you, this garden scarecrow...

1.No, look at her old nag

(pushing each other)

2. Okay, that's enough, that's enough. People are looking at us.

1. Oh, really, chavoy, we’ve completely gone crazy old people.

2.And now the song……………….

Song

In your big eyes there is anxiety and sadness,

After all, we again don’t have enough paint for repairs.

You want to send everything into the lilac distance!

Into the lilac distance - whitewashing and painting,

In the lilac fog - a water tap,

In the lilac fog - window putty.

And your vacation floated away into a lilac fog!

In the lilac distance are the Canary Islands and Hawaii.

I would like to leave for a year, or maybe two...

Or maybe you dream of leaving forever.

You dream, but you can barely get there!

The lilac fog over our school is melting,

The director sits in it, and it’s not easy for him -

He is in no hurry to go home, the director understands:

You will have to solve all the questions yourself!

2. Matryon, look, your whole back is white.

1.Where (looks around)

(2nd laughs)

2.I was joking.

1. Fuck you! You're all hee-hee, yes ha-ha.

2. Today we need to laugh and cheer up our respected people. Otherwise they laugh once a year.

1.Why 1?

2. The first of July, when they go on vacation.

1. Let's tell jokes.

2.I'm first.

1.Go ahead.

2. Vovochka received a bad mark in physical education.

Father asks:

Why did your teacher give you a bad grade?

– And he asked to cover the goat with mats.

Well, I covered it...

1.Now I..

The teacher says to the student:

Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!

Do you mean father?

No, grandpa. I want to show him what mistakes his son makes in his homework.

2. You should just invite your grandfathers...

1. This is a joke (offended)

2.Okay, okay, announce the musical number

1. (singing) I’ll sing for you...

2. It’s not you who will sing, but the guys.

Musical number

All students line up on stage and sing to the tune of the song "Smile" from the movie "Carnival Night")

If you sometimes feel sad and sad,
If someone is being naughty in class,
This is not on purpose or on purpose,
Our energy is just bubbling.

So let's all the excitement
Let's forget at this hour.
And good mood
Will not leave you again.

If we don’t answer well in class,
If we forget to learn formulas,
We also get what we deserve,
But we know how to hide our grief.

money

2. Once I was riding in a minibus, I read the inscription “Whoever slams the door will become a beneficiary!!!”

1. You laugh at the old and sick..

Listen to the story:

And for the third time the old man came to the blue sea, and she had mercy on him gold fish and gave him Raskolnikov’s address...

2. (dreamy)

And the sun is shining brightly, and the landscape is beautiful when C2H5OH is splashing in the stomach (ts 2 as 5 oas)

1.Are you crazy, Flower, you’re at school?

Appendix No. 4

Sketch “A Lifelong History”

Once upon a time in our noisy school
A strange incident happened
Boy Vova suddenly thought
Apparently it was a moment

Vova thought and laughed
Everyone didn't know why
Everyone tried to ask
Why are you laughing, I don’t understand?

We've been asking for a long time
Tell us everything
So that you now, on stage
We were able to show everything

Teacher
Wow! What is it, did you wash your hands or not!
What did you do in class and got yourself dirty?

Vova (1 class)
I went to physical education
There I was climbing a pipe
And I also played there
On a rolling pin and a circle...

Teacher (after few years)
Wow! You're being a bully again, I should call my parents

Vova (5th grade) Speak as much as necessary
I hid the belt under the bed.

Teacher (in a few more years)
Wow! What is this?
Why did you break the glass?

Vova (9kl) Behind the glass stood….
And teased me through the window

Teacher (releases class)
Wow! Well, time has flown by
So he has grown up, a graduate!

Vova (11kl)
Yes, now I’m no longer at school,
Not an ordinary student

Teacher
And where are you going?
Are you waiting? last call?

Vova (11kl)
Yes, I haven't thought about it yet
There is still time.

Vova (position: teacher)Katya (first grade only)Vova
Katya, look at your hands? Where did you get so dirty?
Kate - I was playing in the snowballs in the yard,
There’s not much snow, but that’s not a big deal...

Once upon a time in our noisy school
A strange incident happened...

Appendix No. 5

A week before the holiday, we conducted a poll in grades 5-9 in the following categories:

1. " Kind heart"

2. “Cool teacher!”

3. "Modern Teacher"

4. " A ray of light in a dark kingdom"
5. “He will stop a galloping horse and enter a burning hut.”

6. "An inexhaustible source of energy"

7. "Lady Style"

8. "Skillful fingers"

9. "Hero of our time"

10. "Beauty will save the world"

And today we are in a hurry to announce the voting results! We ask you to come up to our stage!

(drumroll)

Teachers rise to fanfare

Leading:

In the nomination “Kind Heart” the winner is…………………, which received…………votes

In the “Cool Teacher” category, ………………. wins, for which the guys gave ……….votes.

The nomination “Modern Teacher” is awarded to ……………………. The children gave ………votes for her

In nomination« An inexhaustible source of energy,” the guys agreed that this is……………. ....points!

Nomination« A ray of light in the dark kingdom” is awarded…………….. …………….. points!

In the category “He will stop a galloping horse and enter a burning hut”…… wins. ……. Voice

In the category “Lady Style” the winner is…………………, who received…………votes

The “Golden Hands” nomination is awarded to……………….. ………………. points!

In the nomination “Hero of Our Time” the winner is ……………, who collected ……….. votes!

And finally, the nomination “Beauty will save the world” goes to …………….. The guys gave … for it. vote!

Leading:

These are our winners! Let's applaud them!

Appendix No. 6

Remade song (to the tune of “I’m like a May Rose” by Verka Serduchka)
Why, why are tears falling
They're dripping bitterly, they're dripping bitterly
You ask, why am I wrinkled?
I'm guilty, I'm guilty.

chorus:
I'm just coming from the road,
My feet are cold
I hasten to congratulate you,
Send you a kiss.

I ran into a pole
I wanted to congratulate you,
I can't say
I'll just dance!

chorus:
I'm just coming from the road,
My feet are cold
I hasten to congratulate you,
Send you a kiss.

Appendix No. 7

Ditties for Teacher's Day (for teachers from students)

Like our cool mom

We've got a lot to do?

We promise on a glorious holiday -

We will obey all year!

And we'll sing to the director

We have a separate verse.

So that at school this afternoon

Rule of fun!

Let the director be our favorite

He will forgive us for our pranks!

On Teacher's Day - let it pass

The stern look will fly away!

So that a smile illuminates

She has a beautiful face!

Every day we repeat:

Our director is golden!

On Teacher's Day, everyone at once

We will tell the teachers:

Let's be peaceful in class

so that you are not ashamed!

No to chatty students!

No - to pugnacious boys!

We promise to learn!

Yes to fives! No - kolam!

Ivanov is not at school again?

Where is Petya Ivanov?

He ran away from class to the field -

Bring flowers to school!

Where is Sidorova Dasha? –

Here he runs without feeling his feet!

For our teacher

I made a pie!

On this holiday the most glorious

We'll sing another verse

And give it to a cool mom

The most fabulous bouquet!

We sang ditties for you

How they did it - from the heart.

So that you don't get sick a bit

Now we hasten to wish!

Appendix No. 8

Impromptu theater "Teremok"

There is a tower in the field (Creak-creak!).
A small mouse runs past. (Wow!)
The little mouse saw it. (Wow, you!) teremok (Creak-creak), stopped, looked inside, and the mouse thought (Wow, you!) that since the teremok (Creak-creak) is empty, she will live there.
A frog-frog (Quantically interesting!) galloped up to the mansion (Creak-creak) and began to look into the windows.
A small mouse saw her (Wow, you!) and invited her to live together. The frog agreed (Quantiresno!), and the two of them began to live together.
A runaway bunny runs past (Wow!). He stopped and looked, and then a mouse-norushka (Wow, you!) and a frog-croak (Quantiresque!) jumped out of the tower (Creak-creak!) and dragged the little bunny running around (Wow!) into the tower (Creak-creak! ).
A little fox-sister walks by (Tra-la-la!). He looks - there is a tower (Creak-creak). I looked out the window and there was a little mouse (Wow, you!), a frog (Quantires!) and a little bunny (Wow!) living. The little fox-sister asked pitifully (Tra-la-la!), and they accepted her into the company.
A gray barrel top came running (Tyts-tyts-tyts!), looked into the door and asked who lived in the mansion (Creak-creak!). And from the little house (Creak-creak!) responded the mouse-norushka (Wow, you!), the frog-croak (Quantiresno!), the running bunny (Wow!), the little fox-sister (Tra-la-la!) and invited him to their place. The top and gray barrel happily ran into the little mansion (Creak-creak) (Tyts-tyts-tyts!). The five of them began to live together.
Here they are in the little house (creak-creak!) living, singing songs. Mouse-norushka (Wow, you!), Frog-frog (Quantiresno!), Running bunny (Wow!), Little fox-sister (Tra-la-la!) and Top-gray barrel (Tyts-tyts-tyts !)
Suddenly a clubfooted bear walks by (Wow!). He saw the little house (Creak-creak!), heard songs, stopped and the clubfoot bear roared at the top of his lungs (Wow!). The mouse-norushka (Wow, you!), the frog-frog (Quantiresno!), the bunny-runner (Wow!), the little fox-sister (Tra-la-la!) and the top-gray barrel (Tyts-tyts- tyts!) and invited the clubfooted bear (Wow!) to live with them.
The bear (Wow!) climbed into the tower (Creak-creak!). I climbed and climbed and climbed and climbed - I just couldn’t get in and decided that it would be better to live on the roof.
A bear climbed onto the roof (Wow!) and just sat down - fuck! - the mansion fell apart (Creak-creak!).
The tower creaked (creak-creak!), fell on its side and completely fell apart. We barely had time to jump out of it: a mouse-norushka (Wow!), a frog-frog (Quantiresno!), a bunny-runner (Wow!), a little fox-sister (Tra-la-la!), and a top-gray barrel (Tyts-tyts-tats!) - everyone was safe and sound, but they began to grieve - where could they live next? They began to carry logs, saw boards, and build new teremok(Creak-creak!). They built it better than before! And the mouse-norushka (Wow, you!), the frog-croak (Quantiresno!), the little bunny-runner (Wow!), the little fox-sister (Tra-la-la!) and the top-gray barrel (Tyts) began to live together. -tyts-tyts!) a clubfooted bear (Wow!) and two-from-a-casket (We'll do everything!) in the new little house (Creak-creak!).

Appendix No. 10

Funny telegrams of congratulations to teachers

Russian language teachers
Were you able to teach children this way?
What, how long will they be alive?
They will be able to dedicate to the Fatherland
Souls have wonderful impulses.
Your work, like our century, is golden!
Pushkin, Lermontov, Tolstoy.

History teachers
You taught without boredom
History, your science.
I'm not the only one convinced of this,
The historian Karamzin himself.

For teachers of English and Spanish languages
Children were able to be taught this way,
So that they can read
Not only comics in the magazine,
But also us in the original
Without difficulties or problems.
Cervantes, Burns, O. Henry, Twain.

For math teachers
This is how the children taught your subject,
They forgot the TV!
Everything is still being calculated.
I am delighted!
Pythagoras.

Physics teachers
The children loved physics
My laws have been studied.
I am simply delighted with you!
Greetings,
Isaac Newton.

Biology teachers
You told the children that
That people are created by labor.
So that they can study your subject,
A carload of labor had to be invested.
Three carriages, to be more precise.
Vavilov, Darwin and Linnaeus.

Geography teachers
You taught geography
Visited in absentia with children
Many cities and countries.
I am delighted!
Magellan.

Chemistry teachers
The subject was well studied,
They didn't forget my table.
Loved chemistry-science
Which means the dream was in hand!
I don't regret it at all.
Father of the table
Mendeleev.

For physical education teachers
There is no better lesson
What is our favorite subject?
You, dear physical trainers,
All the graduates love it!

To the director
Everyone knows: glory to our school
Created by your efforts.
Ushinsky himself congratulates you,
Janusz Korczak and Sukhomlinski.

dated October 2, 2015 order No. 1

"Joke order of the students"

Secret order from the school government headquarters.

By mutual agreement with the school management, October 5 is designated as Student Self-Government Day.

In the morning, the director and teachers transfer their powers to us and leave the school until the next day - from that moment this order officially comes into force, and pass on to the students.

On the day of self-government the following are cancelled:

• School uniform

  Calls to class (from class - remain)

  Punishment for being late

On this day it is allowed:

• Come to class with a girlfriend (friend)

  Don't do your homework - no one will check it anyway

  Play silently in class - on mobile phone etc., if everything else has been done

The length of lessons is set at 15 minutes.

Every free 30 minutes everyone works for the benefit of the school - we must show teachers that they can trust us with the school:

Junior classes water flowers in all classrooms

Fifth graders quietly follow them: eliminating traces of watering and preventing the possibility of a flood

The sixth graders put things in order in the teachers' room, in the offices of the head teachers and the principal - everything unnecessary and dubious is immediately taken to the landfill. Cool magazines - primarily notebooks with And tests- in the second.

Eighth graders organize reagents, instruments and visual material in the classrooms of physics, chemistry and biology. The reagents are poured into kitchen jars for cereals and spices - this way they will stand more compactly and look better. The main thing is to remember that copper sulfate is in a jar labeled “Salt”, dry fuel for burners is in a “Pasta” jar, and alcohol is poured into a bottle labeled “Birch Sap”.

The seventh graders help them - they wipe the dust off the skeleton, cover it with varnish and reassemble it. If there are any extra parts left during assembly, give them to the girls. They will make decorations out of them for the skeleton, as well as apply light makeup and paint his nails (or whatever he has instead).

We work until we complete what we set out to do.

We will report on completion of the work personally.

In the evening we go home, with the exception of those on duty.

In the morning, we return the reins to the teachers and accept compliments.

School government headquarters

municipal budgetary education institution Zamytskaya municipal basic comprehensive school municipality"Temkinsky district" of the Smolensk region

dated October 2, 2015 order No. 2

“Secret order of the school director for student self-government day”

I order:

On October 5, all employees come to work in comfortable clothes and shoes without heels.

Pretending that you are going home, you actually disperse and lie down in shelters around the school. Dispersal diagram is attached. Obtain binoculars and helmets in advance from the caretaker.

Whatever you see, do not take any action without my command, do not declassify yourself.

Remaining composed and calm until the most valuable things begin to be thrown out of school - notebooks with tests, class magazines and my game console. Take away and save at any cost!

On Self-Government Day, the following safety measures will be taken at school:

There will be 2 fire trucks on duty near the school, disguised as donut booths.

At my request, the duty service of the Ministry of Emergency Situations will be on high alert all day. If suspicious sounds and flashes are detected from the chemistry and physics classrooms, a rescue team will arrive within a minute.

Biology teachers have no reason to worry: the caretaker, Uncle Misha, connected all the bones of the skeleton with bolts and covered it with paraffin - the students will not be able to unscrew it, and they will not be able to paint it either - the paint will slide.

All cabinets, tables, chairs and pots screwed to floors and window sills. The cabinets also have additional garage locks.

To avoid a flood, all the taps in the school were turned off by a plumber and wrapped with anchor chains.

P.S. Oil, paraffin and drying oil were no longer used on the walls of classrooms and corridors. If they are covered with graffiti - dear colleagues, get ready for a cleanup day.

Designate the order as “Top Secret”. Announce it individually to all school employees against signature.

School director: I.A. Tanachova

Sections: General pedagogical technologies

Student 1

We cannot contain our excitement and joy,
Listen to us, Motherland! Listen, Earth!
Our greeting! Hello!
Hello, dear teachers!

Student 2

Each of us is ready to convey to you
A thousand kind and affectionate words
From your yesterdays,
From your current ones,
Students!

Student 3.

Today we are on behalf of every heart ( all three students - in unison)
We say “Thank you!”

Student 1. We have gathered here in a cozy hall to congratulate dear teachers on their professional holiday! We say “Thank you!” for your work, patience, for the care that you show to each of us.

Student 2. Dear teachers! May joy and luck always accompany you! Let the warmth, care and attention of your family and loved ones warm you! May all your wishes come true!

Readers read poetry.

Please accept our wishes
Health, happiness and goodness,
And let the bad mood
You will never have it!

Let a kind, gentle smile
Every day begins for you,
Let the worries and anxieties of everyday life
On your way they meet less often.

May there be happiness and health,
And let there be enough strength for everything,
And so that every day with love
He only brought you joy!

May the sun shine brighter for you on this day,
Flowers fall like a carpet under your feet.
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good!

The ensemble “Peremenka” is on stage. The song sounds to the tune of “Winged Swings”(see Appendix 1)

Student 1. And now we have a television studio in touch, today your students have prepared wonderful congratulations - touching and funny. We hope that they will delight you on this autumn day and that you will remember them for a long time! Well, we pass the floor to our presenters in the studio.

Leading (looks at his watch). Its time to begin!

The TV channel's screensaver plays (presenters from the screen)

Presenter 1.

Strict and affectionate,
Wise and sensitive,

Presenter 2. For those who have gray hair at the temples,

Presenter 1. For those who have recently left the walls of the institute,

Presenter 2. Those who are considered middle-aged.

Presenter 1.

To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,
Teaches you to achieve victories in work,

Presenter 2.

To everyone whose proud name is teacher,
Low bow and warm greetings!

Presenter 1. Attention! Attention! The school television channel OTV-plus is on the air

Presenter 2. Speaks and shows OTV-plus Today in the issue...

Presenter 1. Program “School Town”. Special issue “ABVGDeyki”

Presenter 2. Festive video greeting from 7th grade

The screensaver for the TV show “ABVGDeyaka” plays.

Presenter 1. And again we are in the studio of our school TV channel

Student 1.

Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
And warm phrases - for you!

And every hour of everyday life is long!

Student 2.

So that someone is happy for you!
And may this evening
Will give you the desire to live,

Teach others, always create

The presenters in the hall come out.

Presenter 1.

Let in this hall, at this hour
The lights are burning brighter!
And again we congratulate you, our teachers!

Presenter 2.

Our junior classes' loud laughter is the best reward!
The kids will be very happy to congratulate you.

Presenter 1. Meet the ensemble “Solnyshki” on stage. They will perform the songs “Imaginations” and “Note Beads” (see Appendix 3)

Presenter 2.

Let it be so that in your bright, kind life
You were always surrounded by children, like flowers,
So that the school is a safe haven for everyone -
Happy, bright, full of kindness!

Presenter 2. Once again, it's time to evaluate your students' creativity. Meet the vocal ensemble “Peremenka” on stage. Your applause!!!

A song is performed to the tune of “City Flowers”. At the end of the performance, the children give their teachers hand-made birds of happiness (origami) as a souvenir.

Presenter 1. Dear friends! Today our good friends are visiting us - the Lira Center for Culture and Leisure! With their congratulations on stage, the dance group “ArtDance Show”, Artistic director Olga Sergeevna Lisitsyna. Contemporary dance "Contrasts" Welcome!!!

Presenter 2.

Teacher's Heart... Well, what can you compare it with?
With a cosmic Galaxy that has no boundaries?
Or maybe with the bright Sun, which gives people light?
With the depths of the sea, which sleeps for hundreds of years?
No, we won't compare! And we will say: “Knock!”
Teacher’s Heart – HOPE, BELIEVE, LOVE!”

Presenter 1. Today, on this holiday, the Russian folk song “Quadrille” is on stage at the Folklore Theater Studio “Evening”.

Presenter 2. There is one magical threshold in life that no one can cross indifferently. This is the threshold of the school. Even if a person is already old, he still crosses the school threshold not without timidity. And, having stepped over, he will immediately remember his childhood at school, his teachers.

Presenter 1.

A lot of words have been invented about teachers,
But we want to repeat again:
Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!
The moment has come to give you a dance.

On stage, the dance group “ArtDance Show” dances in the style of “Hip-Hop”

Presenter 2.

We don't always notice
How many worries do we have?
And patient work
The teacher gives.
With barely noticeable gray hair
On a dark blond strand
She stands in front of you
Stacking notebooks.
And you love like him, like me,
Her - and let's say it straight:
She is your second mother.
Who is more valuable than mother?

Presenter 1. And again we give the floor to the presenters in the studio. Attention to the screen!

Screen presenters:

Presenter 1.

Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
And warm phrases - for you!
Beautiful holiday moments,
And every hour of everyday life is long!

Presenter 2.

Friends! How little we all need
So that someone is happy for you!
And may this evening
Will give you the desire to live,
Sing, dance, prepare speeches,
Teach others, always create!

Presenter 1. The winners of city and international figure skating competitions are performing: Kristina Astakhova and Vadim Alekseev.

On the screen is a video sequence from the figure skaters' performance. Presenters in the hall.

Presenter 1. Teacher! What a word near and dear to my heart! A person forgets a lot, a lot is erased from his memory over time. Years pass, memories of childhood and youth fade, but the memory of your favorite teachers is timeless.

Presenter 2. Among many professions, a teacher has always stood and still stands in a special place. Everyone deals with him, no matter who they later become.

Presenter 1. And there is no person on earth who would not remember with a kind word his teacher, who gave him a ticket to a great life.

Presenter 2. We always remember them, our teachers, and on this holiday we would like to say especially warm words of love and gratitude.

Presenter 1. Today to you, our dear, our loved ones, all the flowers, all the best wishes!

6th grade students take the stage:

There is no more honorable work in the world,
Why teachers have a hectic job.
We will never forget you
And we will be worthy of your love!

Today, on the day of your professional holiday, accept congratulations from the 6th grade.

Children perform a dance composition and a skit.

Presenter 1. The teaching profession is very difficult; it requires a lot of patience and understanding from a person. Basically it consists of difficult but interesting everyday life. However, today our dear teachers professional holiday, and they, of course, deserve the most sincere and warm congratulations and wishes addressed to them.

Presenter 2. We want to congratulate you and sincerely thank you for giving us the most important thing in life - knowledge. With your hard work, you make us smart people, ready to embark on the path of life. Happy holiday to you, our dear teachers!

Presenter 1. And again on our stage the group “Peremenka” Meet!!!

Musical composition "Your eyes".A song is performed to the tune of “Your Eyes.” On the slide show screen, students present student recognition diplomas to their teachers(Appendix 4).

Student 1.

Teaching is not work, but renunciation,
The ability to give your all,
Leave for a long feat and torment,
And in this we see light and grace.

Student 2.

Teaching - when in the eyes of cold
The dawn of understanding will light up,
And you will understand: I tried not in vain
And it was not in vain that he scattered his knowledge.

Student 3.

Showered with colored rain of bouquets
And illuminated by the brilliance of hundreds of eyes,
Accept, teacher, not a word of greeting,
And part of the soul is from grateful us!

Presenter 1. And again the dance ensemble “AttrDanceShow” is on stage with the composition “Carnival”.

Student 1.

Thank you, teachers,
After all, you are busy with the most important thing.
Since ancient times the earth has rested on you,
You are raising young citizens for her.

Presenter 1. Once again, it's time to evaluate your students' creativity. Meet: Larisa Kazakova, 10th grade.

Presenter 2. Dear viewers, Nina Anatolyevna Vekshina urgently requests a microphone from us. Let's listen to her thoughts on the eve of Teacher's Day

Presenter 1. We once again congratulate you on your professional holiday!

Presenter 2. Our holiday continues because school is eternal, like an endless process of learning!

Presenter 1. And the profession of a teacher is also eternal, just as the truths of goodness, wisdom and mercy that you bring to all people are eternal!

Presenter 2. And today, on this solemn day, we wish you health, love and smiles.

Presenter 1. The group “Peremenka” is on stage again, welcome your applause! They perform A. Varlamov’s song “Give a Smile to the World”

Presenter 2. All good things come to an end sooner or later. Our concert has also quietly come to an end.

Presenters (in unison). See you again!

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The script for “Teacher’s Day” was developed by Olga Mikhailovna Akhatova, a teacher of additional education at MAOU “Boarding School No. 53”.

Target: Expand the horizons of musical culture through folk, folklore, pop songs, skits, miniatures, dance compositions by jointly preparing students and organizers to congratulate boarding school teachers on “Teacher’s Day”.

Tasks:

1. To develop students’ cognitive interest in school subjects;
2. To cultivate respect and love for boarding school teachers;
3. Carry out moral and musical education. During the event, ensure the study of the following issues: ethical standards of behavior, camaraderie, humanism;
4. Create a friendly, warm atmosphere.

Fanfare, the presenters bring out the easel.

Ved 1:

Everything you can think of
We want to give only to you,
In this most beautiful world,
Believe us, we can’t go anywhere without you!

Ved 2:

We thought for a long time what to give you this,
What no one has ever given.
After all, no matter what you give,
This still will not express our feelings and gratitude to you.

Ved 1:

And then we decided that everyone who will be on stage today
Will give you a piece of his heart,
And he will express this in some touch on the painting, which we will present to you at the end of the concert.

Ved 2: And now I invite our vocalists to the stage.

1. Number Song “Childhood is rushing”

(performs 4b grade)

Ved 1: Guys! Leave a piece of your heart for the teachers.

(guys draw any strokes)

Cool music! I even wanted to go to a disco and dance... (Dances)

Ved 2: I wonder, do teachers go to the disco?

Ved 1: What are you talking about?! They don't have time! Lessons, worries, problems... What disco?

Ved 2: And I know why teachers don’t have time.

Ved 1: Why?

Ved 2: They know too much, teach too much and ask too much.

Ved 1: So what?

Ved 2: They ask a lot, then they check a lot, in the end – the teachers have no time, and neither do the children. Paradox!

2. Number Performance of the KVN school team

Ved 1:

Our school is the best in the world,
That the teacher is a star,
And it’s better all over Russia
You will never find it!

Ved 2:

Our souls understand
They are not afraid to love us.
They don’t suppress their kindness,
They can give you a heart.

Ved 1:

We appreciate and love you very much,
We won't give it to anyone.
You bring joy to people
We want to be like that!

Ved 2:

You are great talents
But clear and simple.
All gifts for you today,
All songs and flowers to you!

3. Number - Ditties

(performed by students primary school )

1. We composed ditties
   We tried really hard.
   We only ask that you
   They didn't take offense at us.
2. Congratulations on Teacher's Day
   We came today for you,
   To wish you great achievements -
   So that they teach better than us.
3. If something rattles,
   Don't be too scared,
   Then have a little fun
   We wanted something.
4. Teach to distinguish
   Suffixes with prefixes –
   Mom will give me
   Yoghurts with additives.
5. Train our muscles
   Temper them like steel.
   The military commissars will marvel -
   Like, he became stronger and taller.
6. I wrote all night yesterday
   Short essay,
   The fat man would have it
   The whole work.
7. The teacher told us
   All about star worlds.
   And now the girls are ours
   They still glow to this day.
8. And the director of our school
   She issued such a decree.
   Who gets one hundred fives?
   She will give out prizes.
9. So we sang ditties for you,
   May you have more fun.
   We appreciate you, we love you,
   Every day and stronger.

Ved 2: Thank you for your frankness, you still have to put something in the picture.

Ved 1:

Our holiday continues.
Who's coming here?
This is our baby.
There are no more valuable ones in school.
And they send you greetings.

First grader:

We are not just children now,
We are now students.
And now on our desks
Books, pens, diaries.

First grader:

To all teachers, without exception,
Good health and goodness,
More joy, patience,
May tomorrow be better than yesterday.

4. Number - Dance of first graders

(waltz)

Ved 2: These are our first-graders. Let them draw what they can into our overall picture. And now, for you, dear teachers, another song will sound...

5. Number – Song “Let the Children Laugh”

(performed by Masha Ant)

Ved 1:

Our teacher can do anything
At least he doesn’t expect affection from life.
It will stop the children in their tracks.
He will enter the thundering hall,
When the disco is on.

Ved 2:

He writes poetry, draws,
Cooks, and knits, and sews,
Plays on stage, dances.
And even, imagine, he sings.

6. Song "Teacher's"

(performed by teachers)

To the tune of the song "Mom Told Me..."

1. My mother told me about deceptive dreams,
   Yes, I wasted my words.
   I covered my ears, I didn’t listen to her.
   

   Chorus:
   With notebooks and plans
   From morning until dark
   Always waiting for a commission.
   Is this conceivable?
   Oh, mom, mom, how right you were!

2. There's a meeting today, a meeting tomorrow,
   The family has been abandoned for a long time.
   And when you come in the evening, there is nothing to eat at home.
   Oh, mom, mom, how right you were!

   Chorus:
   With notebooks and grids
   You run back and forth.
   The husband is sitting with a newspaper,
   He's busy with his neighbor
   Oh, mom, mom, how right you were!

3. And you come to school,
   And the director and the head teacher
   They pull you in different directions.
   Plan for education and self-education
   Please bring it here!

   Chorus:
   Sounds bubbly again
   A call in my soul.
   So why am I going to school?
   Am I going every day?
   Oh, mom, mom, why?

Ved 1: You know, it seems to me that it has always been difficult for teachers to work in school.

Ved 2: Yes, checking notebooks, parent meetings, cool management, naughty children...

Ved 1 (interrupting): But still, teachers work at school. Why?

Ved 2: Because in return they get children's love. Children love their teachers, their class teachers, head teachers...

Ved 1: And then things happen in our school (switches to a whisper) stories like this.

7. Sketch "Dialogue about"

(performed by 8b grade)

Characters: Teacher, student.

(A student enters the office of a teacher of Russian language and literature)

Student: Hello, Nina Ivanovna!

Teacher: What do you want, Pisalkin?

Student: I brought you poems for the school wall newspaper. Can I read it?

Teacher: Let's listen!

Student:

I ask the whole school to pay attention,
I have a cherished wish:
Meet with friends at someone's place,
Then have a blast at the disco!
Strong, right?

Teacher: You see, Pisalkin, our newspaper is literary, not hacky. You better write something about love, then you will come. Fine? So go.

(The student, having made a circle, returns)

Student: Nina Ivanovna, ready!

Teacher: So fast?

Student:

Easily! Listen here:
Spring came! Lover, I sing:
Girls, where are you? I love you all!
Let's get together today,
Then we'll have a blast at the disco!
Does it feel like the poem is about love?

Teacher: It feels like, Pisalkin, you have nothing but vacations on your mind! It would be better for you to write something about school, about your favorite teacher.

Student: (scratching his head) Nina Ivanovna, you won’t even have time to think about me before I return. (Leaves).

Teacher: (leaning back in his chair) How this Pis got me...

Student: (appearing from behind and speaking into your ear). Here I am.

Teacher: (falls from chair) Really?

Student: Indeed. I wrote this...

Teacher: I no longer doubt this.

Student:

Just listen!
We are ready to carry you in our arms,
Run along errands incessantly,
We will love you even more
Just allow me, Nina Ivanovna,
So that we get together more often,
We were having a blast at the disco...

Teacher: (after a pause) That's it, Pisalkin. I have a task for you. I instruct you to write a poem. Such that all students understand that the most important subjects at school are Russian language and literature. (Rises).

Go. I believe in you (kisses the forehead).

(The student leaves with a dumbfounded look)

Now he won't come soon. So, where does it lie?..

Starts looking for something at one end of the table. During this time, the student appears and stands next to the teacher. He begins to look at the other end of the table and... first looks straight ahead, then begins to slowly raise his head. The student stands with a serious face.

Student: I.

Teacher: Already composed?

Student: Composed (reads with a serious look). Poem "Three Friends and One More".

One day three friends met
And a dispute broke out between them:
What is more interesting – physics or physical education,
Or maybe literature?
They still can't decide.
I think I was walking past here (first and last name of a student).
They come to him and ask him to resolve their dispute:
What is more interesting - physics, physical education, literature?
As you say, so be it.
AND ...(student's name) said:
"Friends, I'll tell you a secret,
What's coolest for me is
Meet with friends somewhere,
Then at the disco..."
Assa! (Starts dancing lezginka around the teacher’s table).

The teacher covers his head with his hands, emits a muffled groan and begins to drum on the table to the beat of the lezginka. The student dances for a while, then stops, shouting: “Hey!” the teacher comes up to him and hugs him by the shoulders.

Teacher: Can you talk about the dining room?

Student: Easily!

Warm greetings to our dining room
For the buns and all that.
If only there was a buffet here,
When the party took place at school.
First, my friends and I would gather here,
Then we had a blast at the disco!

Teacher: What about the director?

Student: About the director? Can i?

Teacher: You can, you can do anything!

Student:

I have a cherished dream.
I’m standing, that means I’m on stage.
And this hall is like a home.
Today is school graduation.
The director calls my name
And he gives me a gold medal.
Official part ends
And then ...(rubs hands)

The teacher makes a sound and falls head on the table.

My classmates and I will get together...

Teacher: (raising his head) What if there is no disco?!

Student: Don't worry, we'll find a place to have fun!

Teacher: (rises) No, we'll hang out cooler! Well, let's march home, get our ancestors, we'll have a blast with the director! How are you doing: DJ, komon, turn on the music, yo!

Music sounds, the teacher and student leave, dancing.

Ved 2:

You know, we still need to be stricter with us.
And even very strict.

Ved 1: For example, as in this case...

8. Song "Don't interrupt"

(performed by the teacher-organizer and grade 7b)

I'm so tired of you, I'm tired of you all,
Now I would like to be on my big sofa.
Teacher advice and lessons, my head is spinning.

Addressing the student

There are only twos in the diaries,
Words won't help either.
Let me speak, don't interrupt!

The student is trying to answer something.

I'm like iron today.

It's just no use!

Students who are ready to answer, look at each other, raise their hands, present a bouquet of flowers, hand over balloon in the shape of a heart. The teacher puts A's in their diaries, hugs the students, smiles, then sings with emotion.

Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
I'm like iron today.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
It's just no use!

Ved 1:

The right song! ( sings)
Don't interrupt, get up, sit down.

Ved 2 (strictly, pulling back): Announce the next number.

Ved 1: And now a surprise for our teachers, meet.....

9. Fashion show - surprise

(shows students from additional education clubs)

10. Song “Night Sufferings”

(performed by 10th grade)

(To the tune of the waltz "On the Hills of Manchuria"
The song mentions the teachers' initials)

It’s quiet everywhere, except G.E. is awake.
She plays lessons in her head,
So G.E. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except E.V. is awake.
She's in fifth grade, she has problems with it,
So E.V. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except V.S. is awake.
She seems to think of strawberries and forests,
So V.S. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except V.T. is awake.
She doesn't know what to wear tomorrow
So V.T. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except Z.L. is awake.
After all, even at night he suffers without anything to do,
So Z.L. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, that’s why M.Yu isn’t sleeping.
She thinks about how to surprise her family,
So M.Yu. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except O.G. is awake.
She sees terrorists everywhere,
So O.G. is not sleeping.

It’s quiet everywhere, except G.K. is awake.
He thinks the topic of the lesson is difficult,
So G.K. is not sleeping.

Ved 1: Dear teachers! Today is your holiday!

Ved 2: There is not a single person who does not remember his favorite teachers.

Ved 1: After all, each of us chooses an ideal for ourselves, which we try to be like. And this ideal is a beloved teacher.

Ved 2: For us, the teacher is the most intelligent, talented, beautiful. Low bow to you from all your students.

11. Sketch "Who to be?"

(performed by 6b grade)

1 student:

So the summer has flown by.
Every day we enter the classroom.

2 student:

Like how to choose a business,
We'll tell you now.

3 student:

It was in the evening
There was nothing to do...

1 student:

Kolya sang, Boris was silent,
Max skated on roller skates.

2 student:

Olya wrote an SMS,
Dan picked up a new game...

3 student:

In general, let's start all over again -
“What” and “How” and “Why”?..

A group of guys appears.

1 student:

The jackdaw sat on the fence,
The cat climbed into the attic.
And Kolya told the guys
So…

Kolya:

I want to be a billionaire
Buy everything without problems!
(Spreads fingers)
This is how you walk,
Lend money to everyone!
I'll get a bunch of girls
I'll fly to the Canaries,
I'll rent a house just in case -
This is the kind of life I want!

Boris:

I would like to be like my dad
The plant's plans are being realized!
I'll be going on vacation to Anapa
Visit annually!

What are you talking about, my friend?
You'll be lost at the factory!

1 student:

You will destroy your family
And you yourself will die of hunger!

I want to become a secretary
Place papers in piles -
My older sister
So my friend got up!

Of course, forgive us
Just grow your legs!

2 student:

No figure and no legs
They won't let you in!

Max:

Secretary - good
Only the janitor is better!
I would go to the janitors
Let them teach me!
They say he is now in Moscow
You will work for five years,
And then your family
They can even give you an apartment!

I'll tell you without hiding,
I'll be a football player!
I'll become a great player
World class!
I'll play for Russia
I will support my country
Then I’ll head off to Europe,
I'll make money!

3 student:

I'll become a cool DJ
I'll play music!
Namikyuyu new topic,
To get all the people excited.
We'll record with Kolya Baskov
Dance super hit!
The whole world will hear about me,
The whole country will start talking!!!

2 student:

Being a DJ is good
And it’s better to be a deputy!
I would become a deputy
Let them teach me!
I'll be like in first grade
Attend readings only.
I salute all those who disagree -
I'll put out the excitement!

1 student:

I dream of being the head
Your area!
Set your own order
And your own laws!
Must have for young people
Entertainment center,
It should be sport Club
Huge, wonderful!

Kolya: Exercise machines and balls!

Boris: Skis, new uniform!

Dan: Let the doctors be on duty there!

Max: And below is the dining room!

1 student:

Definitely a skating rink
And the pool is new,
And there should be a stall there too
There will be a grocery store.
Kolya: Build a new school
It would be nice!

More toys in kindergartens,
Let the little ones play!

3 student:

There are many plans
You can't count them all.
God willing, everything will work out.
If only there was intelligence and honor,
Everything else will follow!

All: We told you the poems.

2 student: Clap! Try!

All: We were raised that way ourselves.

1 student:

Now don't be surprised!

A girl appears.

Girl:

Wait! Hey! Guys!
I haven't said it yet!
I don't need extra salary
I have my own dream!
I want to become a teacher
Let everyone be surprised!
After all, from the school threshold
That's where it all begins.
They come here as kids
And an artist and a banker,
And then they find themselves,
To conquer the whole world!
There is no more honorable job!
There is no profession more needed!
Give care every day -
What could be more important?!

You can get pennies
Giving your heart to us!
We will tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
“Teachers, thank you!”

Ved 1: In any school it is customary to wear a uniform, but it is so uninteresting... Now, if some fashion magazine appeared with models of school uniforms, I would probably be the first to put on this uniform.

Ved 2: But school fashion has its own history.

Ved 1: Fashion is so conventional, which is so necessary to observe. People are greeted by their clothes, which means they are judged...

Ved 2:

How wonderful it all is!
How appropriate everything is! Simply lovely!
Congratulations on your holiday now!
We offer you a fashion show as a gift!

12. Fashion show “History of school uniforms”

(performed by 8a grade)

Music is playing. A model walks by wearing a cape painted to look like “skin.”

In the wilds of the Stone Age
There lived a primitive disciple.
Made do with very little
And I got used to living in a cave.
He didn’t yet know letters and counting,
I just learned to speak.
And I managed without a briefcase,
What was he supposed to wear in it?
Everyone wore skirts made of skins,
They didn't know about haute couture models.

To the music of "Enigma" a model appears in a black dress and black scarf.

In the Middle Ages, a schoolboy prayed
He feared God and worked hard.
And that the earth lies on three pillars,
Those students knew firmly in the centuries.
And for the smart thoughts in my head
The Inquisition could have burned him at the stake.

A waltz sounds and a model in a ball gown comes out.

Other schools existed later:
To the sounds of a violin or viola
Renaissance generation
Led study of other subjects.
And the children did it easier:
There was no ecology, no genetics,
And they learned in class
Dancing and music in ballroom dresses.

To the music of “Sweets, Little Lambs,” a model appears in a long dark dress with a white collar.

Well, in the nineteenth century
The children studied at the gymnasium.
The schoolgirls are rosy-cheeked,
A little drunk from the cold,
Strict uniform, carefree look...
And the problems are simpler than those of today’s guys.

A model in a leather jacket and a scarlet scarf enters to the song “Breath the fires.”

With Karl Marx's "Capital" under her arm,
You should definitely read this book!
Time for achievements and changes!
The party decided: everyone should have knowledge,
I did gymnastics, went to school,
He joined the pioneers and was an activist.

A model in a school uniform with an apron comes out to the song “It’s fun to walk together.”

She is a diligent student, very lucky:
Going to school is like going to a holiday, beautiful and easy.
The dress and apron fit well,
Shoes and bows shine in the sun.
Happy, cheerful time:
The time of “Zarnitsa” and pioneer rallies.
Children were drawn to knowledge,
"Excellence" was an honorary title.

Hard rock sounds and a model in a denim suit comes out.

And here is the latest model:
A modern child is lazy to study.
He is developed and dressed beyond his years
And it will give any teachers a head start.
Not burdened with a briefcase or uniform,
But he has a phone!
Let appearance and changed
There are a lot of school subjects,
But the student remained a student,
And his way to school awaits!

Ved 1:

I always liked our school because
That it is like a small town with its own way of life.

Ved 2: And right now a song about the town will be heard.

13. Song “Town”

(performed by the teacher-organizer)

Ved 1:

As long as the earth turns,
Dear fragile planet,
There are teachers in the world
And that means there will be more light!

Ved 2:

Please accept a gift from us.
Let your heart be excited again!
You will find recognition in him,
And our tender love!

The presenters turn the picture, music sounds.

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Teacher's Day

1 Vedas. Hello!!!
2 Vedas . - Today is an unusual day!
3 Vedas - Today is an amazing day! Today...
All: Holiday!!!

1 Vedas . Glad! and Long-awaited!

2 Vedas Today is the holiday of those who proudly bear the title of teacher, master, teacher!

3 Vedas Thank you, dear teachers, for being you, for being who you are, and we love you all very much!
ALL: Happy holiday!
1st presenter:

October, as before, is painted with gold
The edges of heaven, forests and fields
To us again through all everyday worries
A bright holiday is coming - Teachers' Day!

2nd presenter:

For mentors - poems and songs;
The sparkle of inspired lines,
The wisest of all professions,
With the proud title Teacher!

3 Ved. Strict and affectionate,
Wise and sensitive,
For those who have gray hair at the temples,
For those who have recently left the walls of the institute,
To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,
Teaches you to achieve victories in work -
To everyone whose proud name is “teacher”,
We dedicate the concert.

Song "Happy Teacher's Day"

1 Vedas Every person chooses a profession not with his mind, but with his heart. Whether this is true or not in our school, we suggest checking it out!

2 Vedas We invite you to answer 9 questions and find out whether you are a real teacher or not! Your answer to the question will be your applause!

3 ved . So, let's get started. You carry everything from home that may be useful to you at your workplace.

1 led. You bring into the house a lot of useless things from the point of view of normal people, your family and friends, who watch with fear how the mountain of waste paper inevitably grows in your apartment.

2 ved. Your family has been sacrificed for education; they also work with you, although they are not on the staff. They work, quietly feeling sorry for you. Your child's fate is to wait. At the office, the teacher's room, at home, wait patiently and silently.

3 ved . People who are far from educated do not understand when you talk about your 30 children and 45 parents.

1 ved . There is always more money in your purse than your own (for an excursion, for curtains, posters, etc., etc.).

2 ved . Half the neighborhood greets you and the same half evaluates how you are, where you are and who are you with?

3 ved . You know how to paint, glue, hammer nails, repair furniture, work until the morning, persuade, forgive, go to work sick and get into someone else's position.

1 ved . You don’t know how to: rest wisely, say “no” to the administration, walk past book counters.

3 ved. You just can’t decide whether to accept congratulations or condolences from September 1st.

1. Ved We thought that our school employs real teachers, masters of their craft!

2 Vedas Teachers! They are like a light on the way
What a huge heart you need
Have it in your chest to bring light to people
So that his trace cannot be erased forever!

A group of students (6 students) runs onto the stage. They line up and, one by one, begin to speak with inspiration and elation:

1.- Our dears!

2.- Favorite!

3. - Dear!

4.- Revered!

5. - Adored!

Enthusiastic (continues). Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, bungled...

1. (interrupts, covering the Enthusiastic’s mouth with his hand). What are you talking about? (Strokes him on the head and explains to the audience.) I was completely stunned, poor thing. He started talking.

The group of students continues:

Our dear teachers!

We love you!

We respect you!

We honor!

We love it!

Enthusiastic (continues with inspiration). We bow, admire, admire, wonder...

1. (interrupting). Maybe stop fawning?

Enthusiastic (persistently And stubbornly). No way!

Group of students (continue one by one):

Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you!

With us, the unlucky ones!

Unassembled!

Impolite!

Inattentive!

Enthusiastic (interrupts and continues alone).

Lazy, loud, talkative, rabid...

1. (indignantly). Well, I'm tired of it! (Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic.

1st reader: To those who introduced us to first grade,

2nd reader: Who does everything for us,

3rd reader: To those who give knowledge,

4th reader: Who's taking us to the theater?

5th reader: To those who give us grades,

6th reader: Who will not leave us in trouble,

To those who don't let you be lazy,

Who will teach us to work,

Who brings light to people

All in chorus: Hello student!

(A fairy-tale melody sounds, the curtain slowly opens, two buffoons appear, the projector shows an image of a fairy-tale palace, they sing to the music from the film “Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession”)

Buffoon 1. The fairy tale suddenly knocked on the door in silence.

Buffoon 2. The holiday has come to school, I believe it and I don’t believe it.

Buffoon 1. A leaf fell, dawn floated, autumn came.

Buffoon 2. How many days and nights were you carried?

Buffoons(together).

Suddenly, as in a fairy tale, the door creaked.
Everything became clear to me now.
How many years have I been arguing with fate?
For the sake of this meeting with you.

(The phonogram of their film “Plasticine Crow” plays, they continue to sing. Video “School 1970”)

Buffoon 1. One simple fairy tale

Buffoon 2. Or maybe not a fairy tale,

Buffoon 1. Or maybe we want to tell you a story.

Buffoon 2. In one wonderful school,

Buffoon 1. Or maybe not at school,

Buffoon 2. Or maybe still at school?

Buffoons (together). What's in Saving?

Buffoon 1. We gathered for a holiday,

Buffoon 2. Or maybe for a matinee,

Buffoons(together).

To congratulate everyone on the holiday,
All, all teachers!!!

(The Storyteller appears in the tower window.)

Storyteller. Believe it or not, but live in this world Galina-Krasa, director of the palace school. And beautiful maidens live in her kingdom, like swans, albeit a little, and how smart they are, it’s impossible to describe in a fairy tale.

(the tortured swan teachers come out “Hymn to the Teacher” to the tune “I love you life.”)

Now that the day is over, you are walking out of school tiredly.
There is so much to do ahead, even a day is not enough for this.
Every hour, every moment there are continuous worries in front of you.
You are a teacher and you knew that this work was not easy.

How many of them, mischievous, naughty, stubborn, cheerful
I met in class, realizing that life is a school...
Sparing no effort, sometimes waiting for change,
I walked along the same road that always led to school.

There are many roads in the world, but your choice was not accidental.
Feeling kindness and arriving at my native threshold,
You will understand that our school will always be with you.
Every life lesson is learned here, becoming your destiny.

Storyteller. There is a rumor about this kingdom that this is the most wonderful kingdom in the Makeevsky state. And they had a holiday, and guests came from all the volosts.

Queen.

The English ambassador arrived for our morning pickle,
And in our house we have snacks - half a slice and mosol.

(Calls Ivan)

Get ready Vanka for the journey and get us some for the holiday
And artists, and gypsies, oh! Get someone!
If you fail, who is to blame, I will order your execution!
State business - you catch the thread!

Vanka .

There’s something I don’t understand, given my mind
I’m sipping my tea without bast soup, trying to figure out what’s what.
It turns out that all the politics in the country are on me
To make sure everyone is happy, I will provide for the guests!

Storyteller. The queen's word is harder than crackers. And our Vanya wandered off to look for happiness and plunder grief. But where to go - we need Vanya. Necessary. Ivan walked around the entire southern district, tired, no urine, and it was already nightfall. Lie down.

(Under the tree.)

And he has a dream...

1 presenter:(catching up) Shh...Quiet! There's a teachers' council there!!!

Scene "Teachers' Council". Teacher's room. Teachers are sitting, checking notebooks, someone has taken out a cosmetic bag and is fixing their makeup, someone is leafing through a fashion magazine, etc.

Head teacher: Well, dear colleagues, let’s discuss our, so to speak, problems

1 teacher (standing in a shockproof helmet):
I love children, friends, always,
But knowing their jokes,
I get defensive sometimes
And I cover my head.
After all, they will come in handy more than once
Teachers are brains,
And so I enter my class
I, in spite of fear!

2nd teacher (standing, hugging a gas mask):
This is my gas mask,
Only with him can I go to class!
I have been teaching chemistry for a hundred years,
But still - there is no peace!
They'll blow it up here, they'll blow it up there,
And not five minutes will pass!
I'm sitting in a gas mask,
And I lead the children in it!

3 teacher (holding a bag of sweets):
Rastil A image of a good man.
After all, I know Yualways for sure
That kids love chocolate
And I’m the guys’ favorite
Not only do I feed with knowledge,
After all, I love children from the bottom of my heart.
To the one who has learned his lesson,
I always put candy in my mouth!

4 teacher (holding a soccer ball):
In physical education, without difficulty,
There will be order forever!
Fell, did a hundred push-ups,
Then crawl to your dusty classroom!

5 teacher (holding a class magazine):
And my answer is simple,
The school director is in front of you!
And if I just want,
I will immediately expel you from school,
The kids read together
All the books assigned at school!

Here are my head teachers standing

They can give you advice...

Head teacher: If you have just recently
They gave me a class where there is no order,
Don't despair too much!
After all, they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!

2nd:

Enter class with confidence
And then hit it hard
On the table so that it shakes!
And start calmly
With a mournful voice
Talk about something important
For example, about behavior.

1st:

Well, what if this is it
It doesn't reach the kids
Then think about it in a moment,
Who is the “boss” here?
Tell him: “Shouldn’t you and I go out?
For a heartfelt conversation
In this quiet corridor?

2nd:

If subtle hints
Have no results
In order to promote
Educational process
Call dad to school
With or without mom,
Ask about health
About success at work,
Praise, ask
Influence the evil child.
You can do it right this very hour!

1st:

And when a happy boy
Forgetting about all the fun,
Rubbing my buttock
Yours will leave the office,
Don't worry, calm down:
The class will immediately begin
Peace, quiet and grace!
2:

And now there is a little left:
Remember and understand the code.
And in my work at school
Never use!

Director: Teachers, now is in store for you

Take an oath and fulfill my commandments

Music teacher- I swear by the piano

And "Moonlight Sonata"!

Labor teacher- I swear on a chisel

And a shovel!

Biology teacher- I swear by the roots

And a microscope!

Physics teacher- I swear by the dynamometer

And a strobe light!

Physical education teacher- I swear by the crossbar

And a horse!

Teacher

foreign language- I swear by my fattest

dictionary!

Geometry teacher- I swear by the protractor

And a theorem!

Algebra teacher- I swear on the coordinates

And the system!

Teacher of Russian language– I swear by morphology

And punctuation!

Chemistry teacher- I swear by oxidation and stormy

Reaction!

A history teacher- I swear by the history of the ancient

Peace!

Drawing teacher- I swear by the preparation, the stroke

And on the dotted line!

Literature teacher- I swear by the verse and the novel,

And a fairy tale!

Geography teacher- I swear on the globe

And a pointer!

“Listen to the director, he knows better how many bad marks to give and to whom,”

“Before you give a bad mark, think about who will correct it,”

“Respect the head teacher: otherwise he will make so many “windows” that you won’t see the light,”

“Be less upset, rebuild more”

“Don’t blame the director for all the sins; there is also the Education Department,”

“Don’t envy young teachers: they are so far from retirement.”

Student to teachers: We swear, we swear, we swear

Laughed!? And now on to the lessons! And work, work...

Storyteller: Ivan turned over on the other side and heard... The dove sings...

Song

(Ivan wakes up.)

Ivan.

Either the devil is zealous now, or the air is drunk now,
Maybe there's something wrong with my ear,
Was such a law announced from the royal windows,
So that birds speak human language.

Blueberry.

Don’t commit robbery, Ivan, but take me with you.
When you take me into your little room, I will become your destiny.
I will sing, dance, play and shine at the festival
And you can play the violin and entertain everyone.

Vanka.

What kind of parable is that - I don’t understand, okay - get into my bag.
We'll figure out who's going where and what's what on the spot.

(They walk through the forest to the music.)

I walked all day, but good luck at least a shadow
There are no artists in the area, everything is pure rubbish.

Blueberry.

Don't freak out and don't whine, there will be a holiday, there will be a feast.
Come on, stand before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich!

(They jump out of the chest.)

T.K. Why are we not buffoons, we can do everything: dance and sing

F.F. And we will show all the successes that cannot be seen in a dream

T.K. Don't judge us harshly, Vanya, we're trying our best.

F.F. What should you show teachers this holiday?

Together. Songs and dances are a miracle, it’s easy here.

dance

Storyteller: Ivan put the dove and the buffoons in a bag and went on. He walked, he walked - he was tired. He sees that the hut is standing. I looked out the window, and there...

Scene "Desdemona".

There is a table on the stage, a chair next to it. Othello nervously paces around the stage. Desdemona is approaching.

Othello:

I hear steps. Finally at home
My wife will cook me lunch.
I'm fucking hungry, Desdemona!

Desdemona:

Othello, I don't have lunch.

Othello:

I really have no time for jokes, my dear.
Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time!
I'm just dying of hunger...

Desdemona:

But I was working, not at the cinema!

Othello:

What's in your bag? (takes a bag, takes out notebooks)
Notebooks again
Did you bring it home?
Woe is me!

Desdemona:

I see that your nerves are not all right,
You even screamed more than once in your sleep! (Sits down to check notebooks)

Othello:

Listen, Desdemona, really
It would be nice to have a snack now!

Desdemona:

Othello! We've already eaten today.
And it’s even harmful to eat at such a late hour!

Othello:

Listen, I have a job too,
But I can’t think of anything because I’m hungry!

Desdemona:

Oh, honey, come up with something, really.
Read the newspaper! And hunger will disappear.

Othello:

My hunger will not be satisfied. Really
Is it so difficult for you to go to the store?

Desdemona:

I thought I'd come by at the end of the week.
But you could buy something yourself!
You're disturbing me, honey. By the way,
So little time left, dear!
I will be on duty at school until nightfall:
My class is walking at the disco.

Othello:

What disco?! What kind of joke?!
Our family is about to be destroyed!

Desdemona:

Oh, you know, you can’t be a slave to your stomach.
I ran, my class was waiting for me.

Othello:

You run away from home like hell.
You work is more important, not family.
Have you prayed at night, Desdemona?
Die, unfortunate one, die, my love!

Desdemona:

No, honey, I'll run to work,
You go to the store and buy this, that, that...
I'll come back in the evening and we'll eat together!

Storyteller: Vanya has seen enough, heard enough... And I got hungry. I looked to the left - nothing, looked to the right - there was a store of amazing things, Vanya stood in line.

The curtain opens. On the stage there are tables with objects laid out on them - experimental goods. There are two sellers at the tables with goods - active, cheerful, very kind.

1st seller (joyfully). And here is the first visitor! Please pass!

teacher (timid, nervous, unsure, glasses on the tip of her nose, which she adjusts all the time; she shudders at everything, constantly turns around in fear, fiddles with something in her hands, speaks quietly and politely) . Hello. Excuse me, did I get to the store?

2nd seller (helpful). Glad to serve! What do you want?

Teacher. I would like some... help...

1st seller (broad gesture towards the items). Please! Widest choice.

Teacher (joyfully grabs the first thing that catches her eye - a broom). Maybe this?

2nd seller (trying to take away the broom, they are fighting). Give it back! (dismissively). This is an outdated model...

Teacher (pleadingly). What do you recommend? After all, there was no sweet spot with the guys.

1st seller (energetically). Here! Especially for you: neat tweezers (shows) to pluck out loose tongues.

The teacher recoils.

2nd seller. And here is the kit (shows): hammer and nails for crucifixion on the most obnoxious desks...

Teacher (rolls her eyes, screams). No! No!

1st seller (to another). Look, I think she's too impressionable.

2nd seller. There's no point in doing this at school...

Teacher (pleadingly). Please... watch... something else

1st seller. Well, then - this is it: absolutely harmless and very effective!(puts out toilet paper rolls) Give a gift to a colleague - an English teacher.

Teacher (suspiciously). Toilet paper? Excuse me, how is this?

2nd seller. It’s very simple: you send the student with this roll to the toilet and let him sit there until he uses it all, learning English. You see, here the alphabet comes first, then the words(unwinding the paper) then verb tenses.

Teacher. Great idea! Is there such a guide for any other subjects?

1st seller. F formulas in mathematics, dates in history, complex topics in the Russian language... That's all for now, but we continue to work in this direction.

Teacher (joyfully). I take it, I take it, I take it! Oh! (stops) But if everyone sits in the toilet, who will we work with?Can I watch something else?

2nd salesman (helpful) . Please please!

1st seller. Here it is, just for you(starts to take it out from under the counter). "Straitjacket"! gags of various modifications, for example, a dummy gag. “Laxative water”, “Healing noose”...

The teacher can no longer speak, she only hums and shakes her head negatively.

2nd seller. Well then we don't know. You won’t please... Maybe a set “to help a beginning teacher”?

Teacher ( With hope). What's in this set?

1st seller (inspired). A gun for shooting the most impudent, a grenade for neutralizing the most obnoxious, a gas canister for self-defense, a fishing rod for catching...

(with these words Vanya runs out of the store)

Dance about the martyr teacher

Storyteller: Vanka got scared, ran away as far as his eyes could see and found himself in an unknown clearing. Sees an unknown vessel. Looking around, he approached the vessel with caution and took it in his hands.

A loud sound like an explosion, a genie appears.
Gin:
What kind of life is this! I just wanted to go online and send a letter to brother Hottabych, but again someone has problems...What do you want, my dear?
Vania:
Gosha!!! Stunning...Gin! Real…
Gin:
Well, what kind of people are they?! They can’t believe their eyes... The real me, the REAL ME!!! Come on, make a wish!
Vania:

And what can I do, exactly what I want?
Gin:
Well, right! Got up to speed...As expected - three wishes and no more!
Vania :
So, why come up with something like that...Oh! Well, I am a genius! I always dreamed of changing my math teacher's hairstyle!...ha ha ha! Exactly my first wish - I WANT Mary Ivanovna to become bald right now! What a joke!
Gin:
Please! (snaps fingers)
Behind the scenes, the heart-rending scream of a frightened teacher is heard.
Vania:
Wow! Judging by the scream - it works!!! So, why come up with something so big! So that all teachers get...Oh! My second wish is:
WANT -
So that suddenly teachers become, like, well, like me!
They expressed themselves just as coolly,
had fun and laughed
they forgot to speak competently
and they taught us slang!”
Gin:
“Be as it will be, as you wish,
Since you're dreaming about it -
Tomorrow all teachers
They will surprise you!”

Jin and the student leave the stage.
Voice behind the scenes:"Tomorrow has arrived."
To the stage under " "Vchitelka-microdistrict of our resident" teachers come out. To maintain intrigue, teachers may not turn their backs for a while, since they have signs attached to their backs - “chemistry teacher”, “physical teacher”, etc. Teachers smoke and laugh loudly. The bell rings. They shout “OH, WE'RE LATE!” and run backstage.
Voice behind the scenes:"Chemistry lesson".
Appears on stage chemistry teacher, who starts teaching the lesson:
“Hey, darova!”
The topic of our lesson is...
"Subject!" - hey, that doesn’t sound bad...
In general, we took those flasks
And that powder over there,
Right now we'll arrange it for the school
A nice little shock.
Pour, add
And let's shake it up a little...
The light goes out and there is an explosion.
The light comes on, the teacher is covered in soot, his hair stands on end.
Damn, it didn't work out again
We'll start all over again tomorrow! (runs off stage)

G voice behind the scenes: “Physical education lesson.” Jumps onto the stage on a skipping rope Physical education teacher:
“Get up! Shorts pulled up!
Let's wake up already!
And... to the left, not... to the right
Ivanov's journal for me.
Leafing through the magazine: “Stones,
Scissors, paper, one, two, three...
Ivanov, high five for you!
Just kidding, only three!
What did you say? Fell, did push-ups!
So, Kobylina comes to me.
Where did we go for a walk last time?
You see, there’s “ne” in the magazine.
I'm not in the mood for jokes today
I'm not myself today
In general, everyone changed their clothes
And let’s go home already!” (looks at his watch, leaves the stage)

Enters the stage literature teacher:
“No, well, what’s wrong?!”
Why are we all sitting?
Let's open your books
Let's hang out a little now!
So, Yesenin, Blok, Turgenev
Mayakovsky and Tolstoy.
What should I read today?
The choice is so great.
What did you say to Pyatrenko?
Classics for trash, right?
Came out, followed by Karpenko
What kind of wild gang?!
I remember a wonderful moment
I remember this one, I don’t remember this one.
While you're reading The Thunderstorm,
And I went to the teachers' meeting. (adjusts glasses, combs hair and leaves stage)

Director:
"Well? What the hell are the problems?
Who's got who already?
Let's discuss this topic
And - home, I'm so tired!
I'm on the Internet today
I found classmates
Mail, dog, dot Petya
I plunged headlong into it.
This is what my colleagues will say:
Tomorrow is a day off.
No, why wait so long?
Tomorrow is graduation!

All teachers in chorus:
“Yo, that’s cool, we’re happy!”
They dance and have fun. They go backstage dancing. Jin and the student come out.

Gin:
“Well, are you happy?
All right? What more do you want?
You have the right to make a wish,
Another wish, you know?”
Vania:
“I thought, what a mess!
Well, what have I done?
What a stupid fool I am
It was weird.
Teacher is not fun
The teacher is not a laughing matter,
Listen Genie, I want it again
Get your desire back.
I want to go to college
Then who,

How can the teacher not help me?!
Who will teach us high things,
Striving to become smarter, isn't it cooler?!
Bring them back to their senses, I beg you.
I value them very much!”
Gin:
“Well, what’s good?
Do you want anything else?
Vania:
"I want to congratulate them
Happy such a wonderful holiday,
May they forgive me
A naughty student!
May their dreams come true
One dream - cherished,
Give them what they want
Something specific!”

Sounds song "Million US Dollars" " Teachers come onto the stage, lining up in one line. The genie gives them bags of money (“RUBLES”, “EUROS”, etc.) Everyone laughs. After a while, the teachers put down their bags and come to the edge of the stage,Vania says the final words:
Well, but seriously...
You can get pennies
Giving your heart to us
Just to hear from the heart:
“Thank you teachers!”

Song of the kids

Storyteller.

Spun around, caught in the autumn leaves
Our Vanka was hit by large hail a long time ago... (Pause)
The guy sees that it’s not a dream - it’s reality before his eyes
There are so many people in front of him beyond words!!!

(A gypsy camp appears with a song to the tune of “A in the restaurant.”)

We'll put things aside
And let's go all out with you
About your favorite teachers
We'll have a good talk
Let them have been teaching for a long time
We know that they love us all
Let many years pass anyway
Of course, we won't forget about you

Chorus.

And in our school, and in our school
There are a lot of different subjects
And choose whatever your soul wants
And somewhere here heaven begins.

(They dance a gypsy dance.)

We say thank you to you all

Thank you for being with us

After all, without you it would be much sadder

After all, only orators can speak like you

After all, only fashion models on the catwalk can look the way you do.

After all, only your closest and beloved people can sympathize and understand as you do.

Together: THANK YOU!

Vania.

Oh yeah meeting, so I managed to get you all
That, FAQ cannot exist in this world at all.
Why do you spend your life in vain when you're sad and mopey?
Maybe you can dance and sing for the queen without arguing?

(Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich run in, interrupting each other...)

T.K. I never oppose useful prospects.

F.F. I'm ready for bees to join the hive, just to join the team

T.K. Give an order and even where, even for the extraction of ore

F.F. I will work hard for nothing without drinking and without water.

T.K. I am good for any business, I can enter any doors.

F.F. I’ll get you whatever you want, even a savvy louse.

Vania.

We have to be on our way by five o'clock every day.
Because they are already waiting for us in that kingdom.

(The queen appears with her retinue.)

Storyteller. And the queen and her retinue meet Vanya and her guests

1st student:

Dear teachers!
Our entire army of students
I could tell you so many words
About the fact that we love you, although sometimes
You are leaving us with a headache.

2nd student:

Let the memory leave only good things,
Let it cause less trouble
That difficult but beloved student,
Who is not used to studying like this.

3rd student:

There will be fewer mistakes in the notebooks,
Wrinkles will only come from smiling,
May luck smile on you,
And let the teacher never cry!

4 student:

Whatever path you are on,
Everywhere above us and always
Alone, but shine brightest of all,
Shine, Teacher's star!

5th student:

A teacher's heart...
Well, what can you compare it to?
With the cosmic galaxy,
Which has no boundaries?
6 student:

Or maybe with the bright Sun,
What gives people light?
With the depths of the sea,
What lies dormant for hundreds of years?

7th student:

No, we won't compare!
And we will say: “Knock,
Teacher's heart
Hope, Believe, Love!”

8th student:

The teacher's reward is
The light of children's enthusiastic eyes,
Ability to think and listen
Nurtured in each of us!

9th student:

Now, perhaps, we will answer,
What does the word “Teacher” mean?
This is Fate and Calling,
Creativity, faith, luck!

Song completion (boys give flowers to teachers)